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Charles Krauthammer

Don't touch my junk is the anthem of the modern man, the Tea Party patriot, the late-life libertarian, the midterm election voter. Don't touch my junk, Obamacare - get out of my doctor's examining (9 years ago)

CNN: John Tyner to TSA security 'Don't 'touch my junk'

A confrontation between a California man, John Tyner and TSA officials in San Diego was caught on video. (4 weeks ago)

Urban Dictionary: don't touch my junk

Phrase every American traveling through an airport should utter before being screened by security so the TSA will start harassing people who actually look like real terrorists. (3 weeks ago)

Don?t Touch My Junk | National Review

Don?t touch my junk is the anthem of the modern man, the Tea Party patriot, the late-life libertarian, the midterm-election voter. Don?t touch my junk, Obamacare ? get out of my doctor?s (9 years ago)

Don't Touch My Junk

The song is based on real dialog from traveler John Tyner who secretly recorded his conversation with TSA officials who tried to perform an "aggressive pat down" on him. He tells them, "Don't touch my junk, or I'll have you arrested." (5 days ago)

Don't Touch My Junk

Don't touch my junk This ain't your lovely lady lump I don't want to be molested So don't touch my junk So I went back Wearing a Scottish kilt I popped three Viagra To make sure my stuff would not wilt When it came my turn For that nasty pat down They thought I had a weapon So they made me pull it out Don't touch my junk Don't touch my junk (4 days ago)

TSA Investigating 'Don't Touch My Junk' Passenger | WIRED

TSA Investigating 'Don't Touch My Junk' Passenger John Tyner, a 31-year-old software programmer, recorded the encounter on his mobile phone and posted it to his blog . (9 years ago)

Don't touch my junk

Don't touch my junk is the anthem of the modern man, the Tea Party patriot, the late-life libertarian, the midterm election voter. Don't touch my junk, Obamacare - get out of my doctor's examining (9 years ago)

Definition of Don

a Spanish gentleman or nobleman; teacher at a university or college especially at Cambridge or Oxford; the head of an organized crime family; Celtic goddess mother of Gwydion and Arianrhod corresponds to Irish Danu; a European river in southwestern Russia flows into the Sea of Azov; a Spanish courtesy title or form of address for men that is prefixed to the forename put clothing on one s body

Definition of T

a base found in DNA but not in RNA and derived from pyrimidine pairs with adenine; one of the four nucleotides used in building DNA all four nucleotides have a common phosphate group and a sugar ribose; a unit of weight equivalent to kilograms; he 20th letter of the Roman alphabet; hyroid hormone similar to thyroxine but with one less iodine atom per molecule and produced in smaller quantity exerts the same biological effects as thyroxine but is more potent and briefer; hormone produced by the thyroid glands to regulate metabolism by controlling the rate of oxidation in cells

Definition of Touch

the event of something coming in contact with the body; the faculty by which external objects or forces are perceived through contact with the body especially the hands; a suggestion of some quality; a distinguishing style; the act of putting two things together with no space between them; a slight but appreciable amount; a communicative interaction; a slight attack of illness; the act of soliciting money as a gift or loan; the sensation produced by pressure receptors in the skin; deftness in handling matters; the feel of mechanical action make physical contact with come in contact with; perceive via the tactile sense; affect emotionally; be relevant to; be in direct physical contact with make contact; have an effect upon; deal with usually used with a form of negation; cause to be in brief contact with; to extend as far as; be equal to in quality or ability; tamper with; make a more or less disguised reference to; comprehend; consume; color lightly